When someone is upset and bitching about something, but only to a certain extent.
"Look Stephanie, I'm para-bitching here but Sandy really screwed up last week with that order."
Drive until we have no gas in the car
Where's the nearest gas station? Are we gonna Seinfeld this bitch?
When your boyfriend/ any man wants to compete with you in every little thing
Girl why my man just just walked off mid argument and slammed the door he must wanna have bad bitch competitions.
Dylan is a 5 minute ass bitch
Damn bro, why are you bein a 5 minute ass bitch?
A stun bitch is someone that is sweating to death and just wants to be in their cold asf room.
We were agruing because I wanted to go in my room & he called me a stun bitch.
The next level of shanking a person
Ooo they gonna Bitch/Bitching me
A person who had had the umbilical cord wrapped around their neck when they were born, but is now currently alive and not (or only marginally) brain damaged. Can be used as an insult or as a loving way to tease.
My boyfriend is a blueberry bitch - he almost died when he was born!