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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma May 29, 2014


stalked you gently online

To search for (to google) someone on the internet, out of a social curiosity or a general interest. The phrase implies a benevolent intent. It is meant to convey that the person doing the search is taking care to avoid being intrusive and to respect common social boundaries.

I stalked you gently online before I came over today. There was not much to find! You don't have many posts on your social media.

by B55 May 12, 2022


Just better than you

Lee know from stray kids

Almost gained all the title’s that made him ONE OF A KIND and that’s why he’s JUST BETTER THAN YOU

In visuals “unreachable visual
Walking sculpture “
“Davincis work”
“The standard of handsome visual “

In dance “dancing gem
“Dance goddess “
“Dance king”
“Perfect dancer “
“Professional dancer “
And for his personality he got the one of a kind title because he joined to many organizations and brands to help kids and animals he love to help others 🤍

Lee know simply is just better than you

by Leeknower May 29, 2022

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Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"

WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 18, 2023


Slime You Out

Using someone who has wronged you in the past usually while you're deciding if it's worth keeping the relationship or not. It could also mean going behind someone's back or getting back at someone for something they did wrong.

My ex-girl was a head case, I can no longer defend her. I finna slime you out.

by RG The Prophet December 14, 2023


slime you out

the action of using someone for sex

I’m sliming you out till the morning. And when I call you , you’re going to want me to slime you out again.

by Baybaybia December 14, 2023

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Do You Dawg (DYD)

Whatever man, do what you want.

Friend: Do you think it's a good idea to fuck julie while i'm seeing kate tomorrow?
Me: hahah Do You Dawg (DYD) ...

by anonymousapple696969 February 18, 2021