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A super-mouse (hampster) that watches my apartment. Shes a bestfriend of her wild lettuce.
Shes eaten cooked cow meat as gravy and liked it as a 3" david vs goliath
Crystal She Mouse lives in a two story cage and calls a porceline nest a bed.
Colloquial, endearing and gender neutral phrase to enquire about a person’s new plus one. Most commonly used to enquire about a new partner/”plus one” of a gay male. When asked to a male homosexual, the question highlights the heteronormative expectations of the past that a male's plus one would always be a female.
Gloria: "Who's coming trivia on Tuesday?"
Macca: "I'm in and my plus one"
Amy: "Who is she?"
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A Cryptid from a town in Northern England called Barrow-In-Furness that lurks in the local woods and attempts to recreate the famous anal rape scene from Pulp Fiction
Oh boy I sure hope i don’t get anally raped by the he she!
Song by the australian pop-Rock band 5 seconds of summer. The song is fucking amazing, go and listen it rn!
Fr: omg i love This song. Sing with Me!
Fr2: She looks so perfect standing there in my apparel underwear...
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If she didn't want to leave she would have blindly supported her Jewish overlords- UH, I MEAN... Israel... Yeah, Israel's genocide of the guy they have locked in their basement...
Hym "She CLEARLY wants to leave guys! If she didn't she would have just repeated my talking points over and over like everybody else!"
What guys say when referring to or talking about a girl who’s easy to bang. As if getting in her pants is as easy as making a layup in basketball.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you think I could get this girl?
Guy 2: Of course you can, she’s layups bro. You can get her easy.
When a GenZ youngster wants to use you to give them a ride to the mall to have a date with their gf/bf without telling you to do it. They would say their gf/bf wants to meet the driver.
“My girlfriend said she wants to meet you. Can you drive me to the mall?”