esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

V shaped guy

A guy with a V shaped torso.

If you're a U shaped guy, you're fucked, because you're not a V shaped guy.

Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

V. V. R. G

Vita västerländska rika gubbar

Varför är The bara V. V. R. G som blir president i usa

V. V. R. G

Vita Västerländska Rika Gubbar

Varför har USA bara V. V. R. G som presidenter

Vito V. Ovendriver

Vito Valentino Ovendriver, a man of Italian descent, is the acting captain of the Trango Pirates, a based Trango Male and all-round Silly Goofy man. Vito's main goal is to find and kill Admiral Koroshika as it is the last thing he promised his best friend Miran before his death. Vito leads the loyal crew of the Trango Pirates, (Winona, Jagua, Kuwagata, Horus and Okane) an up-and-coming pirate crew with a vengeance against the World Government for no reason in particular.

Sure, he's cool - but is he Vito V. Ovendriver?

V-Sucker

(n.)
Person who steals many other people's virginity.

She's such a v-sucker i can't believe she took another guy's virginity, hasn't it been like the 5th one.