sidney de vries

A developer of the game Krunker.io

"yo dude did you see that sidney de vries updated krunker today"

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Saco de patatas

Alguien malísimo en algo, como deportes.

"Eres un saco de patatas para el box"

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piernas de popote

a girl with no tits and no ass

dam look at her shes piernas de popote

i wouldn't hit it

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Cruella De Vil

A woman that is FUCKING CRAZY and that CAN'T be TRUSTED.

OMG did you see Cruella De Vil today?
Ya she's fucking crazy. Im glad I don't mess with her

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antes de piss

after you pee you dribble a little in your underpants

guy1 goes to the bathroom and comes out with a couple wet spots
guy2 says "gwahaha you got some antes de piss goin on"

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Cinco de Mayo

Cinco means five and de Mayo stands for "better take a cab home gringo" because 5 times the cervesa means 10 times the hangover bro.

All beers are for a nickel, so while the mahi-mahi mango chutney tacos are good, ayeeeee! Cinco de Mayo is really turning into amatur drinking night isn't it?

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hi-de-hi

Gangsta greeting to ones ho-de-ho

Ho - Hello sailor! you looking for business?

John - Hi-de-hi

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