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underground skateboarding crew out of southwest baltimore which only seems to destroy everything in its polyurethane path.
A: "Dude...what happened to your garden...."
B: "D-strick gah..."
C: "Def"
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A formless, dangerous, nigh undefeatable, red mass in the Digimon Tamers series. Starting out as a simple program, it has mutated and evolved into a insatiable red blob created for one purpose: destroy anything that has overstepped its natural boundary. And it pursues this goal with deadly efficiency whether the target is digital or living.
Don't let the internet get to advanced...otherwise the D Reaper will kill it.
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When a bisexual female changes her primary sexual interest from from female back to male and jumps from pussy back to the cock.
Hey did you hear about Rachel? She’s back on the D. Imma hit that shit before she changes her mind again.
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A 3-D movie that is experienced under the influence of marijuana.
The new and improved cinematic experience.
"Alice in Wonderland in Chee-D was so much better than Alice in Wonderland in 3-D"
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Any person from the town of Demopolis, Al, that is overly awkward and uncool to be seen around. Also has serious trouble talking to any girl in a socially acceptable way.
Girl 1 : "Who's that creepy guy dancing over there?"
Girl 2 : "Oh, he is just D-mop"
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The most effective form of defense when playing basketball against little kids. Consists of a wide-stance and horizontally outstretched arms in a way that "coops" the kid in one position. Shouting "COOP D! COOP D! COOP D! WATCHUGONNADO?!! COOP D! COOP D!" has been known to improve results.
"The little munchkin thought he was the next incarnation of Lebron James until I showed him the COOP D!"
"He soon figured out the only way out of it was to throw between my legs. Such is the power of the COOP D!"
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The peak of human evolution, this group of specially gifted people have advanced more so than any other creature in all universes. A singularity among dimensions, possibly on par with god in intelligence and are literally, the smart class. Other mortals underestimate the potential that the D Class have, but they fail to perceive the pure intellect that resides in all of them. Their perception of reality block the truly ingenious things that the D Class members do, that they even become disappointed in them, all because their minds are too weak to really understand the D Class motives. Many mortals have tried to label the D Class, finally accepting the fact that the D Class is literally, the smart class. You may question why they haven't solved the worlds problems like cancer, homosexuality, feminism, terrorists, even fortnite but the only simple explanation is that they want the human race to learn themselves to become them. The D Class has a much deeper understanding of everything and all we can do s revel in the intellect, praise them as gods and hope that when anything happens, they'll be there to save us. D Class, literally the smart class.
Chad: What are you?
D Class: The D Class, literally the smart class
Chad: Oh God
D Class: No, Oh D Class
*Chad fucking dies*
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