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Little creatures that live in your butt who come out at night to steal or hide things on you.
The ass goblins stole my Anthropology paper!
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The result of the loss of control of your bowels while being clothed and seated. The resulting mess is ass hash.
Hash is borrowed from 'hash browns' both due to its flatness and sometimes color. It is also due to its makeup of what is normally a main ingredient of potatoes, but with other ingredients clearly mixed in. This often resembles the makeup of excrement where a mostly similar color and texture may be tinged with other colors and texture to comprise the complete turd.
The importance of ass hash being the result of evacuating ones bowels while being clothed and seated is due to its being forced into a mostly flat mess resembling hash. In rare occurrences the product may resemble the shape of a hash tag, thus forming the diamond in the rough, known as the #ashtag.
Ass hash should not be confused with the small stain or nugget of a shart. This is because sharts generally do not consist of enough mass to result in ass hash, though a mighty shart could.
While driving home from a dinner of under cooked fish tacos, and with nowhere to stop, I wound up with my pants full of ass hash.
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an adjective used to describe everything...
"It's butt ass cold outside"
"That fire is butt ass hot"
"That was butt ass crazy"
"She is butt ass hott"
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When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.
Forte gets turned on by a rotten ass cave.
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an very ugly dirty or stankin ass person
get yo hurtin ass out of here
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Means someone who is arrogant annoying, an asshole just a complete idiot. Used in Donnie Darko.
"you're such a fuck ass!"
"did you just call me a fuck ass?"
"well you can go suck a fuck!"
"oh and how does one suck a fuck?"
"you want me to tell ya?"
"please tell me"
haha sorry got a bit carried away with the donnie darko script. Hah!
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a great career attitude for those with enough nerve to do it
Today at the office I kicked my co-worker's ass for not doing his job right. My boss saw me, but I kicked his ass before he could speak. He was about to fire me, so I kicked his ass some more, and got a promotion instead.
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