anal cookie

a piece of shit that comes out of the asshole

OMG that is one HUGE anal cookie !!

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ANAL EYES

When two people are completely nude with their assholes lined up next to each other.

They kept on looking at me with those Anal Eyes.

I wanted to go deeper into their Anal Eyes.

Look into our Anal Eyes and tell us you love us.

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Anal Sexting

Placing a phone in an ass and having some one else call it.

you - Why isint your girlfriend walking right?

me - She wanted to do some Anal Sexting, but we only had iPhones

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Anal Blowjob

while in the process of anal sex, your woman lets rip the biggest and wettest fart ever!!

Founded by arthur whilst fucking ellie. hence getting an Anal Blowjob

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anal pastry

The end result of pulling out and squirting semen on your partner's ass crack making an anal pastry.

Michael pulled out of Price's ass and gave him an anal pastry.

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anal kebab

During anal sex, the penetrative male "decorates" his erect penis with salad leaves and sauce, and then places strips of kebab meat over the ass cheeks of their partner then ejaculates once the salad leaves and sauce is inside the anus of the other - he will then proceed to eat the salad, sauce and semen from inside his partners ass.

Joe: Mm I'm starving for a kebab
Sarah: Oh me too baby, and I'm so horny... I fancy anal...

THEN AN ANAL KEBAB HAPPENS

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anal sex

The act of being fucked in the poop chute.

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James: It's easy, all I do is bend over and you stick your penis in my butt

Kyle: Okay, I guess...

James: Anal sex is cool bro. It's cool.

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