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Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.
Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
angel puppy prince is for Jeon Jungkook of BTS and for him only and if i catch bitches using it for their irrevelant fad faves i will triple punch your mama in the throat karate kick your daddy in the chest pull your eyeballs out of their sockets and play ping pong with it
angel puppy prince is so beloved to me 🥺💘
Cute ,fine young man,and sexy and ur super lucky if ur his friend or girl friend and his smart,funny and love able.
Angel G. Perez has a big long penis and super cute and sexy,funny,and is the best guy in the world .
Referring to the folks that answer almost ever question with "your mom".
boy 1: where are you going?
girl 2: "your mom"
boy 2: uh stop being mommy's lil angel.
The LA Kings are a professional hockey team based in Los Angeles, California. They are members of the Pacific Division of the Western Conference in the National Hockey League. They have won championships in 2012 and 2014. Some notable Kings players include Anze Kopitar, Ilya Kovalchuk, and Drew Doughty. They play at Staples Center in Downtown Los Angeles.
Wayne Gretzky is one of the greatest Los Angeles Kings players ever.
Referring to someone you love (sweet, loving)
Someone angel-like
Justin: My girlfriend is my sweet beloved angel. She's so kind and loving.
John: Must be some girl.
Let's say for instance you're in a store, you go to the meat section and ask for 'Angel Ground Beef' this could mean this person may just be in trouble, such as an abusive partner, just like an 'Angel Shot' it's a call for assistance.
~ Angel Ground Beef in a scenario~
Customer: Hi, can i please get some angel ground beef?
Store Clerk: *whispers* Who?
Customer: The guy in the white shirt with the skull on it...
Store Clerk: Let me get my manager, to check if we have in stock
Customer: Ok
Partner: Whats taking so long!?
Customer: They went to see if they had it
Manager: Hi, ma'am can i please accompany you to where it is.
Customer: Sure.