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removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and banging it on their forehead
I gave my girl a baby seal last night.
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When a woman has been pounded so many times, her vagina becomes so loose that if she becomes pregnant, her baby will fall out and dangle from the umbilical cord.
Guy 1: Man, she gets pumped so often, she'd be loose as!
Guy 2: Yeah, she'd have a dangle baby for sure!
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A term used when a guy sees a really hot girl or a sexy thing.
(Guy sees a girl through the window)
Guy: Hello, baby!
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Noun. An extremely voluminous fart which often does not have the usual tell-tale "farting noise;" but rather a large "whooshing" sound due to the unbelievable amount of gas being released. Also noteworthy for its characteristic ability to produce significant, hot breezes that can move small objects/clothing, be felt escaping the bottom of a pant leg, or can even be felt by others. Often rated in terms of typical weights in pounds for very large human babies.
Herman broke up with his girlfriend because while sleeping at night, she gave birth to a twelve pound air baby that actually moved his penis, puffed up the blankets, and was so hot that it caused him to sweat profusely.
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Sherman's hot air balloon was out of fuel and quickly crashing to the ground. Luckily, he gave birth to identical twin air babies and was able to slow his descent and land safely.
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A supposedly white baby that somehow has sickle cell.
Johnson: "me and my wife are white,
how can my son have sickle
cell?"
Me: "You have a hanlin baby"
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From mountain biking: A roundish rock, about the size and shape of a baby's head. Avoid running over it, or risk crashing.
Dude, did you see all those baby heads back there?
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One of the most famous babies to appear on network television commercials. The etrade baby made his debut in a Super Bowl commercial for etrade. By 2009, there are several different etrade commercials featuring the etrade baby. There are several etrade baby parodies on youtube as well.
Interviewer: So what in the world made you decide to invest in markets?
Etrade Baby: A lot of people are like, aren't you too young to invest in markets. I mean A, don't worry about it, you know I just look young, I mean you don't know how old I am; and B, I use Etrade, so check it. Click, I just bought stock, you just saw me buy stock, no big deal, I mean you know, if I can do it, you can do... oouuggghhh-uuhhh... whoa.
Interviewer: That is very nice. Now I'm wondering where you see yourself in 10 years from now.
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