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Putting the "bacon" into the "jar" ;)
Last night Tim gave me a bacon jar!!
Where a person is laying on somewhere (more specifically a couch or bed) like a fat ugly lazy ass pig.
bonus points if you’re baked (high)
1: “did you see caysie? she was totally baconizing!”
2: “yeah, what a fat lazy baconizer”
A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.
Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?
Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there
fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.
french bacon is a form of bacon produced by the french pigs.
Hey, is that french bacon??
you know it is bro!!
You rescued me from danger or difficulty
"Dad, don't you have a meeting at 5:15?"
"I do, John! You saved my bacon!"
Bacon specifically designed for the purpose of being consumed in a morning time slot and typically consisting of a higher fat content, may be substituted with alternative baconised items such as frazzles.
Often a dietary requirement of those suffering from bacon blues.
John: Have you had your breakfast bacon?
Lindsey: Yes, mmm, my favourite.