A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.
Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.
An apex human being. He is an excellent hunter as he can chase down any deer and tackle it. Also able to one shot any bear with one upper cut. Brandon’s are not to be messed with as their tracking skills they will find you anywhere.
Dame Brandon you 360 no scoped that deer.
Brandon is a good guy and a good friend but has been diagnosed with a bad case dandruff and not sure how much longer he has to live pray for Brandon
Hey what’s that white stuff on your head? O I just found out I have a case of Brandon
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Oh, that useless Brandon, it's fucked....
A Dinger linger a Brandon is a dingle berry a piece of shit stuck to some ones ass aka a dingle berry that just lingers you cant seem to get rid of it it wont fall off and wont wipe off . So in other words a piece shit stuck to some ones ass .Also a dumb ass meth head who thinks he takes care of his children but doesn't do shit .
Friend 1 "Dude i have a Brandon in my Butt hair that I just cant get off". Friend 2 "Dude ewwww Hot single mom 1 " dude Brandon get a job". Hot single mom 2 " Where is Brandon?" Hot single mom 1 " Probably some where stuck to some ones ass" "Fucker"!!!!!!!!!!!!!