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When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.
I was fucking her in the ass and grabbed her hair and did the Canadian handlebars.
A sex act in which a subject is lubed in maple syrup, and gang banged by 3 males of 6 different ethnicities.
I walked in on my girlfriend receiving a Canadian Rubik’s cube when I came home for my lunch break
Another euphemism for a penis, specifically belonging to a Canadian
Checked twitter this morning and the first thing on my timeline was Drake's canadian bacon
A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.
Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?
When one continually apologizes during sex or any sexual act.
Nice guy but when he took me home it’s was a real Canadian Thanksgiving “Oh baby oh baby, I’m sorry. Thank you, that’s the spot, I’m sorry”
A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.
Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.