National Dad Day

a day other than fathers day to celebrate.

happy national dad day!!!!!

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angry german dad

1. to smash a computer with a slege hammer.
2. angry german kid's dad

1. dude 1: (bashing the computer) dude 2: O MY GOD DONT BE AN ANGRY GERMAN DAD
2. LEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agk: WHAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEEP GODDD.

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Hairy dad games

Military simulation games your hairy dad would enjoy playing.

WW1 verdun is such a Hairy dad games just like arma 3.

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uR dAD jEy

An insult used to both act stupid, funny, rude, and over all a disgrace to humanity. The words uR dAD jEy are usually used as a comeback in a roast battle after hearing ur mum gay, ur mum lesbian, and ur dad lesbian. Once used, the crowd always oohs.

Bully: ur mum gay
Kid: no u
Bully: ur dad lesbian
Kid: no u
Bully: ur mum lesbian
Kid: uR dAD jEy

Every other kid in school: oooooooooooooooooh

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F dad E

the best gamers ever bred usually starting with the letter F later on given daddy from pwning noob gamers

F dad E just pwned justin on halo 3

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Dousche Bag Dad

A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.

Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.

A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.

Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time

A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.

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Soz Mam/Dad

Sarcastic put down directed towards someone who tries to advise or chastise

"Can you not drop fag ash on my carpet please."
"Soz Mam."

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