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A person who genuinely holds and argues objectionable opinions, usually on the internet, until the point where the thread doesn't go the way they expected; at which point they try to deflect the justified heat by claiming to be a 'devil's advocate'. A constant source of irritation to people who spent the energy arguing with them.
"Did that guy really just equate jokes about Easter to jokes about Muslims being terrorists?"
"Yep, but once he gets flamed he's gonna say he was only trying to start a debate; typical devil's dickvocate"
"You want a vegan option? What if I demanded a steak option in a vegan restaurant?"
"Stop being a devil's dickvocate Miles"
Any vegetable that people hate, especially those that makes one gag.
Mary sliced up the devil’s testicles and put them in the frying pan to caramelize.
Devil's Haircut, thinking about causing trouble, being mischievous , misbehaving,
Having bad thoughts of doing bad things, a troublemaker has a Devil's Haircut in his mind
is a state of mind
I wouldn't have taken her home with me but I had a Devil's Haircut that night.
When I got pulled over I was only doing a hundred, I told the cop that my Devil's Haircut made me do it.
(Noun) An ass so beautiful, big and shapely, that irresistible to not look at.
Girl, do you have the devil’s butt, because all it’s doing is tempting me!
The devil's spaghetti is playing twister with anal beads
How was your day yesterday
Good we did the devil's spaghetti
To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.
See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea
Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?
Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.
When you cum in the butt and it drips to the pussy and impregnates her.
My son was born from the devils drip.