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When he wants to put it in immediately with zero foreplay and no lube. Like a dry carrot rubbing against a paper towel. Freaking ouch.
I thought I set the mood and we’d take things slow but he was all about the dry carrot and I couldn’t wait for it to end.
Someone that's speaking with a sore throat. Usually happens around the Flu season. That individual may have a stuffed nose that pitches the way they talk.
1 : I'm assuming you're severely ill.
2 : How could you tell?
1 : The dry talking.
In the month December i want yall to not cry during December. Keep ur eyes dry. Good luck
Dont cry, dont cry, dont cry,... because its dry eyes December
It's basically a wet willy but with a dry finger!
Babe? Can I give you a Dry Wilbert?
What the f___ is that? Here I'll show you...(stick rough dry finger tip, deep into ear hole!) Like that... Hahaha!
Dry Coping is a very nerdy, beta, boring, and uneducated way of coping.
“Dry coping isn’t even a word” -Nick
“Yes it is” -Wet Chad
when every last drop of semen is drained from your body.
Sarah stopped over last night to drain my scrotum dry. What a relief that was it had been a week.
When two homosexual partners partake in sexual intercourse, specifically anal, put the one performing the penetration doesn't ejaculate.
Yesterday, I was dry docking Glen and I'm still holding my cum inside of me, which is why I don't want you getting close to my penis.
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