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Dylan is a horney, lazy, man child who enjoys underage girls and blowing bubbles made out of his bosses dick cheese.
How did Dylan get Cory’s dick cheese?
A dumbass that leads a spectacular woman on and needs brain surgery.
Isn’t she the most beautifulest girl in the whole world? Why isn’t he committing to her? Oh. Must be a Dylan.
Dylan
A rare gem of a human being who’s as real as it gets. Dylan’s the guy who’s got your back no matter what, bringing unmatched loyalty and authenticity wherever he goes. His kindness is unmatched and when you earn his true friendship he'll never leave you. He’s not just good-looking—he’s got that effortless vibe that draws people in without even trying. Unapologetically unique, Dylan does his own thing, couldn’t care less about what anyone thinks, and still manages to earn mad respect from everyone around him. He’s hyped by the boys, admired by the girls, and straight-up favored by God Himself.
Dylan gives off major Andrew Garfield Spider-Man energy—charming, bold, and always putting others first, while somehow being cooler than anyone else in the room. He’s the guy who’s gonna start the party, hype up the crowd, and 100% crowd surf his way out like a legend.
To know Dylan is to know kindness, loyalty, authenticity, and the kind of vibe that will effortlessly draw you in—he’s not just one in a million; he’s one of one.
"Everyone at the concert was losing it, but leave it to Dylan to start the wave, hype up the crowd, and actually end the night by crowd surfing. Classic Dylan energy!"
Dylan is the person everyone hates for no reason
Especially people named Jazmin, Jaheir, Kevin, Julia.
Fuck Dylan I hate that guy
Nobody wants to hear about your name
Everyone fucking hates this kids especially people names Jazmin, Jaheir, Kevin, Julia.
We hate you Dylan no body wants to here about your name
he’s will be nice and joyful at first and when he gets used to you and you think u can trust him he will leave you