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A male who has FAS and resembles a rat
Where can we find Dylan? Check the subways in New York
he is smart and cool and likes to have brief talks with friends about pretty dumb stuff he is usually the best at the game and is one of the best friends you could ever have.
dylan is cool.
hottest person alive. 14'' dick. steals your girl and your mom.
''omg she broke up with me''
''for who?''
''a Dylan''
''makes sense, he's prob so hot''
Dylan is a horney, lazy, man child who enjoys underage girls and blowing bubbles made out of his bosses dick cheese.
How did Dylan get Cory’s dick cheese?
A dumbass that leads a spectacular woman on and needs brain surgery.
Isn’t she the most beautifulest girl in the whole world? Why isn’t he committing to her? Oh. Must be a Dylan.
Dylan
A rare gem of a human being who’s as real as it gets. Dylan’s the guy who’s got your back no matter what, bringing unmatched loyalty and authenticity wherever he goes. His kindness is unmatched and when you earn his true friendship he'll never leave you. He’s not just good-looking—he’s got that effortless vibe that draws people in without even trying. Unapologetically unique, Dylan does his own thing, couldn’t care less about what anyone thinks, and still manages to earn mad respect from everyone around him. He’s hyped by the boys, admired by the girls, and straight-up favored by God Himself.
Dylan gives off major Andrew Garfield Spider-Man energy—charming, bold, and always putting others first, while somehow being cooler than anyone else in the room. He’s the guy who’s gonna start the party, hype up the crowd, and 100% crowd surf his way out like a legend.
To know Dylan is to know kindness, loyalty, authenticity, and the kind of vibe that will effortlessly draw you in—he’s not just one in a million; he’s one of one.
"Everyone at the concert was losing it, but leave it to Dylan to start the wave, hype up the crowd, and actually end the night by crowd surfing. Classic Dylan energy!"