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A gay man's feces. Called such for the semen in it.
Gary: Franz filled his porcelain nest full of cadbury eggs. I did the filling mythelf.
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“World Record Egg” An very special egg in many peoples hearts. It has out beat the home girl Kylie Jenner in likes on Instagram. Plus it’s actually a really good looking egg if I’m being honest
Kylie Jenner: I have the most likes on Instagram!
World Record Egg: Weird Flex but ok
Kylie Jenner: ...
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger topped with a fried egg
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Emergency Eggs-it Burger, you should try it!"
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a-not-so-quiet place in southern new jersey where the shit goes down.
"have you been to little egg harbor?"
"yeeeeeeeee boii"
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When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear after oral, anal, or vaginal intercourse and proceeds to fold her ear over the splooge. When preformed properly, it resembles a runny egg white omelette.
Stu: I'm close, can I cum inside you?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?
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A phrase to criticise someone who has betrayed you. Derived from 'eggs benedict', a way of preparing eggs, and 'Benedict Arnold', an American general who defected to the British during the Revolutionary War.
She just made eggs benedict arnold.
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An electric toothbrush used to dust your mother's eggs.
"Dude, last night I totally dusted Mom's egg."
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