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something that smells like rat piss
the school lunch food needs to get better, what the hell is this man
The act of shoving a urinal cake into the mouth of a sexual partner right before climax.
We were getting it on and right before she came, I gave her some Angel Food Surprise.
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Teenage Goths obsessed with fantasy role-playing games like Magic the Gatherer
A special breed of Goths obsessed with fantasy role-playing games like Yu-Gi-Oh! Lord of the Rings, and other games associated with orcs, dragons, and plate-mail armor wearing alligators.
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when you're talking about someone, something, or a certain situation and you're giving your opinion on it and you decided to not talk about it to avoid saying something bad or saying something that'll make someone look a certain way.
"Yo, did you know that Sierra sleep with her bestfriends boyfriend? I knew she was a hoe but-- You know what? Imma just shut up and eat my food, it's not any of my business at the end of the day."
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A phrase coined by pot, artist and activist Justin Thomas La Plante on his blog November 25th 1999.
Meaning:
Digest and create before making waste.
Also applies to love relationships in that a relationship must grow and mature before we waste it with any personal baggage or psycho drama.
That you have wasted your money before buying the supplies needed is not food before feces.
This could have been a good relationship but you put to much of your own crap into it.
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It’s a well-known fact that many families receiving Food Stamps eat like millionaires. While most of the population gets by on fatty ground beef and frozen dinners, Food Stampers feast on Filet Mignon, New York Strip, lobster tails and crab legs. If eating like this still isn’t enough to spend their entire monthly food handout, they then resort to throwing parties and cookouts just to use up the stamps. Of course, the concept of not spending every dime of their government handout, stocking up on non-perishables, or donating some of the excess food to a charitable organization is out of the question.
“Awesome! I just got invited to C’s cookout again! Last time I went, I had a couple Food Stamp Filets at her house, then she gave me four more to take home!”
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