full body herpes

A disease obtained by the highest level of whore. (Level 60 Warlock Whore). Can be contracted through any oriface, but leads to big ass nasty sores all over the body. The result of this disease is imminent DEATH, or at a minimum some really nasty scabs and scars.

ie: Dirk Burkster was with this dude the other day and that Mofo gave him FBH (Full Body Herpes).

"Mom, I have this burning sensation when I pee and all these sores all over my body."
"Son, thats because you've got the Full Body Herpes."

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Anal Full Nelson

Verb: To have anal intercourse with another individual, whilst holding them in the full nelson

Example: Elle, 'I love the anal full nelson, it is sweet'.
'Yes', replied Connor, 'But it often gives me thrush'.

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Bust A Sack-Full

Slang for when you bust a nut.

Rob: "How did your date with Mandy go last night?"

Tom:"Pretty good, she took me back to her place."

Rob: "Get a HJ or bang her down?"

Tom:"Na, neither, got a BJ and I accidentally Bust A Sack-Full all over her dress."

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As Full as a Gypsy's Bra

Refers to the saying of somebody having hugely over-indulged in alcohol as traditionally gypsy women have large breasts and it were they hard cash is stowed. Statement thought to have originated in North Antrim, Ireland.

Me-Did you have a good night last night? You were pretty drunk when i seen you.

You- Oh yeah I was as full as a gypsy's bra!

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Full-support Hercules

a sexual position where the man, while standing, holds the woman in front of him by clasping her thighs, and then uses a wall against her back for support.

we got bored with the missionary position, so we stood up and I maneuvered her into a Full-support Hercules for a good five minutes.

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Full McKowski Smokehouse

Much like the beloved Cleveland steamer, this sexual act involves deficating on your partners chest, but instead of rubbing it about, you spread the feacal matter all over their body

Eh, Steve! You know Anny from AP calculus? i gave her the hottest full McKowski smokehouse in the WORLD!

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Full Homo Day

- october 25th

- everything will be super gay today and it’s a perfect chance for everyone to get a gay pass

- you could also confess your feelings and if you’re rejected use full homo day as an excuse

full homo day:

bro, since it’s full homo day i wanna let you know that i love you

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