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A romantic encounter that begins in the night club and climaxes in the parking lot.
If only I had met you before I (insert lame ass story here) I wouldn't have to fuck and go.
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a word used to describe the sudden impulse or emotion of excitement during a consequential time in life. It originated from a old wiseman who had nothing to live for but a long lost love by the name of tenis. It is used quite frequently when to persuade another human of the same or diffrernt sex, to intertake in the godly act of love making. It is commonly yelled and screamed and is always necessary and can be used at any time any place.
lets go
no big deal
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The process in which one's bodily movements are amplified ten fold due to a haphazard event or over excitment of the testes.
1)holy shit, mars just exploaded and my mom just spontaneously combusted, i'm going nuts
2)holy shit, i just saw the fattest pair of teeeeeets, i'm going nuts
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something you never say to your mom
Me: I'm going to make me a sandwich
Mom: *grabs the chanclas*
Me: "may I please make a sandwich"
Mom: "a cheese and mayo one"
Me: *see's a full container of turkey*
Me: "can i have a turkey one"
Mom: No
Me: *relizes i bought it*
mom: "you got a problom, you could have nothing"
Me" but i bought it"
*dad walks in, takes the turkey and runs away with it*
Mom: "B!TCH YOU BETTER GET YOUR @$$ BACK HERE"
Me: smh
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Using the Qik application to record video on your phone, so that it will be played online as you are recording.
Trevor: Hey man, this is epic. We should totally go live right now.
Sean: Yeah dude, I just got my phone out. I'll be going live in about 30 seconds.
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Idiotic phrase that's recently gained mainstream appeal meant to express displeasure about the direction of a conversation. Originally used by poor urban black women and ghetto queens.
Oh no you di'n't! Don't go there!
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When you perform oral sex on a man, in the position of kneeling in front of him and sucking his cock.
Jack: Before the night was over, I was going to church on him, and he loved it!
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