Ham Blamwich

When you blam into someone else's ham sandwich.

Dude why did you give me a Ham Blamwich?

Dropping Ham

When you been fucking a lot of fat bitches

“My boy John been dropping ham, no fine bitches🤦 ♂️”

don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

Ham injector

Blowing your load in a fat chick

Yeah she got him for 18 years now , poor bastard gave her the ham injector n got her pregnant

slice of ham

PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"

A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).

Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"

Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"

or

Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"

Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"

slice of ham

Sophia Penaflor

Sophia Penaflor that slice of ham is a vegetarian.

slice of ham

what you say to someone

me: "oh my god hey you silly slice of ham"
or :
"get to work right now you slice of ham"