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When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head
Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night
The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.
"Man, youd never believe that my woman let me give her a sandy top hat last night!"
A recognized prostitute known to have STD's that still works the corner.
A-"Dude! I just got done banging Angie from OBT"
B-"She's a hard hat hooker bro"
A-"Shit, I better get checked out then"
Is when you are giving head and the receiver pushes your head down as to apply pressure in order for you to go deeper.
I got this! I don't need a 20 pound hat!
The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.
After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .
While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.
Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!
Friend 2: That's it?
Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?
Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!
A camping/adventure trailer made from a truck bed converted into a trailer with a camper shell on top.
That Texas Top Hat looks silly but it's cheap and works great!