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The equivalent of a sex drive, except romantic rather than sexual.
My heart drive is so high; I love it when my boyfriend gives me cuddles and kisses.
(noun): a complex expression of emotion first conceptualized in 2021, capable of symbolizing a wide range of feelings from excitement to laughable disappointment
“DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT THAT PRANK I PULLED?”
“YEAH SHES PRETTY MAD ABOUT IT”
“YIKES 🥰💀🐸 (HEART FACE SKULL FROG)”
(n): a complex expression of emotion first conceptualized by Zakaria Khan, capable of symbolizing a wide range of feelings from excitement to laughable disappointment
“DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT THAT PRANK I PULLED?”
“YEAH SHES PRETTY MAD ABOUT IT”
“YIKES 🥰💀🐸 (HEART FACE SKULL FROG)”
An act of emotional violence, usually committed by a book, which leaves the individual experiencing it both elated and devastated simultaneously.
In my book, there's a lot of intrigue and thrill and SHE'S TRYING TO KILL HER AND HE KNOWS IT BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO TELL HER AND HE CAN'T LET HER GO BUT HE LEAVES HER IN DANGER IF SHE'S ON THE CASE AND IT'S ALL SO HEART CRUSHING.
When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand
Him: Im gonna send her a squirrel heart
Friend: Yeah bro!!
Her: What the actual fuck is this.
9 of, 9 of, 9 of, 9 of Hearts!
9 of, 9 of, 9 of 9 of Hearts!
A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.