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Dunman High School

remember being the gifted child in your family? well forget it, because the moment you enter this school, everyone else is so outstanding that you look like a blithering moron! the hostile and pretentious school environment will definitely lower your self esteem so much you will have no life outside of academics due to the delusional mad rush to match up with your peers!!!! slay

oh, so you’re from Dunman High School? welcome to IMH!

by ieatcarrots November 8, 2022


Palisade high school

Palisade high school is in palisade co. It is full of faggots and losers. Most of the “cool” and “hot” guys are pricks who are full of themselves and the “cool” and “hot” girls are sluts and tag team sucking dic*. Full of stoners and no one parties ever. fiends are everywhere and people talk shit ALL THE TIME. Palisade used to be cool but that ended a long time ago. Go to PHS and you will become a fag in no time!

I go to palisade high school.”
“You’re a fag then”

by Anonymous pali kid March 13, 2019


Madison High School

I want to say that the school has improved in the last couple of years, but it hasn't. The math department is still shit, the only good PE teacher left last year, and spanish is still an easy A. The STEM classes are full of potheads and hit JUULs in the back of the room, and the teacher just doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. Tennis team is still a bunch of sluts who think playing tennis is actually a sport. The track team is alright (the distance team carries the sprinters) but no one goes to the meets. Baseball is still a hellhole and you can usually find some used condoms in the dugouts or bleachers depending on when you look. Football and lacrosse are the same group of pothead jocks, although a few of them are actually pretty cool. Crew is as tryhard as ever and no one respects them for whatever reason.
This year, they started giving each student in school a personal laptop to use. It was a terrible mistake. Whatever they haven't blocked, which is basically just any .io games, kids just download games and play during classes. The teachers know damn well that they are gaming during class, but just try teaching the one kid who actually pays attention. There are kids with literal fucking porn on their computers and the school still doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. When kids aren't playing Getting Over It, Cuphead, Minecraft, or Pokemon, they're in the bathrooms hitting blunts or JUULing or just skipping entirely.

Madison High School fucking sucks.

by NoSimpsAllowed March 19, 2020


Gilbert High School

Gilbert High School is known for its football team. This school is full of crazy, weird, ghetto people. Your either grouped as athletes, nerds, yee yee bo’s , or pot heads. A good bit of Gilbert students drop out or die before graduation. Gilbert is a school that has great education but rude ass students. People in this school talk so much shit to people that the teachers dont pay fight threats any attention. Bullying is a huge problem in this school and teachers and administrators do nothing about it. This school isn’t the worst school in Lexington 1 but it is not a school you wanna go to.

Gilbert High School Motto:

It’s just Gilbert”

by It’sjustgilbert November 22, 2019


prairie high school

An LGBTQ football cult

I vaporized my skull at prairie high school.

by B3nj@m!n114 June 23, 2021


Eltham High School

Eltham High School is a high school in Victoria where people like taking shits on small, pre-pubescent children.

I hate children in Eltham High School.
Me too.

by BananaMucnehr8182 May 11, 2021


University High School

University high School located in Carmel, Indiana is a college-prep school* run by nerds for nerds.

(tyranny* cough cough)

Nerd 1: hey dude did you hear that University High School had a cosplay class?
Need 2: Yeah, I heard one kid made a dark soul’s costume with an actual sword he welded.
Normal Person: what? Is it a costume or cosplay?
Nerds: *beating the ever loving shit out of the normal dude*

by Alternatively September 22, 2018