Pleasant times

WHEN your grabbing the girls junk in the front and sucking her pussy at the same timeb

Pleasant Times

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Turkey Time

The two or three work days before and after Christmas break when no one gets any work done.

"Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"

"Nope"

"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."

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Comedic Timing

Ben Cowan doesn’t have it

Friend 1 “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Friend 2 “Yeah, sure”
Friend 1 tells joke within 24 hours
Friend 2 “Wow that’s great comedic timing”
I.e. not replying ‘thanks I work out’ to ‘he is damn cute tbf’ after a day

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No Time to Die

Was I stupid to love you?
Was I reckless to help?
Was it obvious to everybody else that I'd fallen for a lie?
You were never on my side..
Fool me once, fool me twice.
Are you death or paradise?

Now you'll never see me cry

There's just No Time to Die..

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tiny time

the act of masturbation on a schedule

Oh damn, it's 12:30 AM- It must be tiny time! Get out your porn!

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shoot time

In the hunting world, the time when legal shooting may commence. Usually one half before sunrise.

There was a Game Warden at my hunting spot, so I had to call and wake up my Dad to verify shoot time.

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scary times

these times are too scary for me

After my wife died and losing 100k in a glue factory investment, I am experiencing scary times, I might hang myself.

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