Stick Job

The breakage of a boner,(stiff one, woody, ect.), (rare occurance, but still happens).

When someone (either acitively or passively) bends/breaks their own or another person's wood.(stick job).

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Nose Job

When a girl with a big nose gives you a blow job and the end of her nose massages your penis.

What Ahslee Simpson would give you.

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caught on the job

when one is thrashing away like a mad monkey.... (furiously masturbating) and not being in a state of awareness to anything going on around you. Which can leave you open to been caught on the job by a family member, friend, lover, unsuspecting civilian etc..

awwww man i was thrashin well bad the other day when i was caught on the job by some random person walking by.

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Pop Job

A specialized blow job in which the girl (or guy, if you roll that way...) first sucks on a ring pop or other powerfully colorful sucker candy, and then proceeds to suck off their significant other, turning his penis the color of the ring pop. Especially popular during ring-pop fundraiser season in high school.

Dude 1: Man all these key club kids selling ring pops is getting annoying.

Dude 2: Nah man, its great. My girlfriend bought a bunch and gave me a pop job after a blue raspberry.

Dude 1: Thats the best flavor!

Dude 2: Yah, and my dick still looks like papa smurf's.

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Snot Job

The move that defines love. One blows one's nose on a desperate male's penis, and gives him a blowjob.

oh yeah I your mum gave me a Snot Job last night. Jealous much?

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Jan Jobs

is when a Jan receives a hand job

there's Jan again getting Jan Jobs

so Jan i heard your girlfriend gave you a hand job?

Jan: "oh ya you mean Jan job"

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tie job

When your Man takes off his moist (from split coffee where he's been working hard in the office all day) tie and puts them on your hot sausage prior to accomodating the pepperoni.

"My boyfriend came in about one second when I gave him that tie job. But i tied it too tight and his bellend fell off"

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