Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.
Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about
Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom
Teenager : say that one more time
Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch
When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl
The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe
A Man Who Has A Very Abnormally Large Penis/ Genatalia.
OH Gyal I Cant Walk Because i Went To Lewis Jones Abode
A soul stealing, shopping cart loving, glue eating, dog lover that never leaves a dare undone. He may appear on T-shirts from time to time.
Bubba Jones is a guy that you don't take home to mom and dad.
A cute sexy guy that every body loves.
I saw a hot guy earlier. I bet his name is bubba Jones.
The oral sex act of pleasuring more than two mens penises at once
He gave the ravenous hobos the ol' Jobu Jones for half a turkey sandwich
The realest down to earth type of guy..the one that most love and the person to run to in times of war and peace. That 1 person you know with out a shadow of a dout has your back.a real bad boy but a really good man Mr.fix it...he doesnt know anyone but they consider him a legend. A mythical creature that is hardly ever seen in your town...the feeling of excitement
8 wish that i was like doobie jones