The biggest asshole you’ll ever meet he’s sweet but super insecure don’t ever date one.
Oh your dating Jordan I’ll be praying for you
Some kid with a crusty lip and looks like some one chewed on it
Hey who is that
Jordan he looks like somone chewed on his lip
My little sugar cane that I love with all my heart-
-ian
Jordan is adorable
Jordans a leader who points guns at police and knows how to have a good time. Never afraid to say the N word and drives a small green car. Also a badass
I enjoy being around Jordan. He is such a Jordan
This man is sooooooo not slay. He is a jerk fr. You can here the lies in his voice when he says “I love you” like, how do you know that? He will come to your house and hang out with girls in your basement while your upstairs sleeping because you think you have a concussion. He will. Ask me how I know. He is a walking ick. Mr. crusty dusty busty musty like fr. Literally wrinkled forehead. He will leave on opened constantly, and bag two in one night. He is kind of slutty fr. But he’s literally so hot and I want him so bad.
I hate Jordan, but he can make out with me if he wants.
Biggest dick energy ever, 10/10 sleeping points, avid sim player, probably knows simlish. I love him, you should too. If you don't, I'll eat your legs. He's literally the sweetest most supportive man ever, probably more than your dad :/
If you're not talking about jordan, thinking about him or trying to get with his mom..what are you even doing??
Girl 1: "oh god, it's jordan"
Girl 2: *moan*