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This is one of the many things you could use to buy the urban dictionary mug!
Instead of wasting your hard earned money, you wasted something else instead!
"Bob, why does your mug say you sold your soul for it?"
"Because I sold my soul just for this mug"
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Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.
Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"
Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.
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This means that u are in the friendzone, I'm sorry bro
Taylor: I think...I think I'm into you
Tom: I like you too but just as a friend
Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.
Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.
Thomas: Oh fuck!
*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*
Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.
Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.
when the cops pull up to your vehicle and ask why its hella smokey..... just tell em were making ramen!
cops: why is it hella smokey?
me: just tell em were making ramen!
What you say as you click F2 on ChatRoulette for people exposing themselves because you are pissed off. You were obviously looking for hot chicks, but did not find what you were looking for.
"Come on, something awesome show upppp....
(guy whackin it shows up)
You just got F2'd bitch cuz im sick of just hittin F9 "
As seen on Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with fennel!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel Burger, it comes with fennel!"
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