Rural Dictionary

Chris LIFE

the best fucking athlete to ever go through the Pennsbury farm system. his unbelievable talent at every sport (soccer,basketball,mma,etc.) has resulted in the nickname LIFE, which stands for "let it fly ely." he continues to dominate "nerds" and "cunts" in every class and generally every aspect of life. Fastest player on the PHS soccer team by far. all around best person ever. this has resulted in the more recent nickname of chirs xavi hernandez let it fly ely.

"Did Chris LIFE make varsity?"
No (insert Coop face...)

by I<3ChrisLIFE December 7, 2010

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anti-life

An ignorant word made up by religious extremeists to degrade pro-choice people. Very similar to the word anti-choice, which was made up by ignorant liberal extremeists to degrade anyone that's pro-life.

The ignorant flame war goes on and on...

by Elitist February 2, 2004

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Scrub Life

A lifestyle choice selected by the individuals in society who refuse to do much of anything outside of watching TV or playing video games. They are incredibly lazy, and will always opt for the easiest choice when making a decision. Essentially the opposite of the Thug Life

Dan: "Have you seen Jack recently?"
Paul: "Nah man, I heard he hasn't come out of his house in like a week."
Dan: "SCRUB LIFE!"

by PoleJam March 2, 2011

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Real Life

A video game that used to have some awesome graphics, but has always had the worst gameplay ever. At this point, the graphics are pretty obsolete compared to the powers of Frostbite 2, Unreal engine 3, and Cryengine 3. Developer God has not released any info of a new Real Life with up to date graphics, and decent gameplay. Possibly the most expensive game ever because you will find yourself spending millions every year just to keep playing. Complete waste of money. I suggest you turn your attention to Skyrim, Crysis, Halo, and really anything that has been made with at least Frostbite 1 looking graphics.

I just spent OVER 9000 dollars to keep my crappy 2 story house which I barely make in a month. It took me 21 years to get my hands on a firearm, which was not allowed to be used anyways. Real Life sucked, going back to Skyrim.

by cartoonssuckbringontheanime987 January 13, 2013

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