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When the male takes a whip while letting the female suck his dick, to add on vibration the girl starts singing so her mouth and tongue vibrates around the whole dick seemingly creating a vacuum of unholy vibrating pleasure, if the female stops singing the whip is used as a second method to make the female scream to which vibrates the throat which the males dick should be in.
Guy:"hey girl wanna do a dong a long sing a song?"
Girl:"sure baby im gonna fill u up with some justin beiber"
Guy:"you better not stop or i will whip you"
Girl:"mmmm kinky"
The long Christmas sock act banned Long Christmas socks in 17 countries in Europe and Asia.
YOU ARE VIOLATING THE LONG CHRISTMAS SOCK ACT, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.
18 months are not 1,5 years y’all, maybe 6... maybe 10, maybe forever so sorry I can’t answer this. But if you really want the answer ask one direction. (Please come back it’s been 6 years and we all miss you so much)
How long are 18 months?
A: “I’m taking an 18 month break”
B: *shocked* “So you never come back?”
A: “How long do you think are 18 months???”
B: “I don’t know I’m a directioner and I have trust issues”
There is a snake🙂. A very long snake. 😐
There is a snake. A very long snake.
What a stoner who only smokes out of a bong does everyday
Bro: "what ya gonna do today man?"
Dude: "I'm gonna do what I do everyday, bong all day long!"
Bro: "nice, mind if I join?"
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Long Foreskin Energy is the complete insecurity of not meeting other people’s benchmarks — wealth, intelligence, beauty etc due to the shame/perception of not having been circumcised. To lack so much self-worth that it requires making up an entire life’s worth of stories (such as being Jewish, only to later claim that you meant you were “Jew-ish”) in order to fit in.
George Santos has Long Foreskin Energy (LFE).
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A douche bag with a long nose and you assume he has a small dick
Wow jerry is such a short dick long nose kinda guy am I right??!
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