Mary Sue

The female protagonist of a story.

(Archaic) A female character, usually an authorial self-insert in a fan fiction, that is annoyingly perfect. Often unique in some implausible way, any problems they face are typically intended to make them seem tragic or emotionally deep, rather than complex or flawed.

"I can't believe you like that, the main character is such a mary sue."

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Mary Hart's Legs

A women with very nicely defined calves.

Damn, that chick has mary hart's legs!

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Mount Saint Mary

Mount Saint Mary is an all girls catholic highschool in nj. All the girls there are super chill and the majority are pretty. There are a few oddballs though.... Mount girls are preferred because they are no where near as dramatic as the other girls schools.

Boy 1: Damn she’s cute... does she go to oak knoll?
Boy 2: nah she’s too chill... she must go to Mount Saint Mary

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Mary Poppins that hoe

when you have to give da hoe, a spoon full of sugar, to get da hoe to go down to the pork sword. (to go downtown on ya)

I had to, "Mary Poppins that hoe" to get it right.

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Lake Mary, FL

Ah, Lake Mary. A city of dreams, a city of nightmares. It's a small place, 15-20 min. north of Orlando. One of the wealthier suburbs, though not in the league of Winter Park or some such place. Roughly 15,000 people live here, though it usually fells like a lot less (except when the snowbirds fly in).

Places to go: On the whole, Lake Mary is a pretty respectable. Has its rich areas and its poor areas, all quite nice. But wait to you cross over I-4. Then you're in the big leagues, son. There's Heathrow, Alaqua, the non-neighborhood Markham Woods, and for the true assholes with money to burn, there's Alaqua Lakes, rated the most exclusive neighborhood in Seminole County. Should you ever need to capture a real-life poser or wannabe for testing medicines or whatever, that's your place to be. Too rich for the city, too poor for Alaqua, but snobbish enough for Beverly Hills. Homes here start in the $750K range. Country Club membership, $14K minimum. No non-millionaires need apply.

Things to do: Nothing really. Simple answer, go to Orlando.

There's also Lake Mary High School. Generally a solid school, great academically, but with it's fair share of assholes, though Lake Mary Prep draws most away.

That should cover it. Lake Mary, upper-middle-class suburb of Orlando. Move here if you can afford to, but be prepared for a wave of asshattery unparalleled in the South. Nice place. Yeah.

Lake Mary, FL, city of lakes. Given, of course, there are no lakes in the city. None.

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miss mary

adj or n: you have to be totally obessesed with guys and you need to lance alot.

This word come from a teenage female who even though is skinny can eat her weight in food and then be hungery two hours later and if she could she would have a talk show where all she did was talk about boys.

This word is not to be used instead of the words pig or whore. This word is to be stictly used in the state of Washington and by the definition provided.

That girl is such a miss mary.

Watch that miss mary lance like that.

Stop drooling on me you miss mary.

Oh no here comes a miss mary and a krista

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Mary Kay Whipped

A truly demoralizing version of pussy whipped. A man who is pussy whipped will spend moderate amounts of money and miss occasional important events at the whim of his wife. However, a man who is Mary Kay whipped will take it to the next level, then to several higher levels still. He will go bankrupt numerous times, miss so much work that he loses his job, and lose touch so completely with his friends that they think they’ve missed his funeral; all in support of his female master’s participation in the cult/pyramid scheme world of Mary Kay, Avon, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, etc. While his involvement starts out gradually at first, it soon explodes into weekly parties where he is using vacation time or missing poker nights with his buddies to prepare finger foods and keep the kids “out of the way.” The cost starts gradually, too. It grows from a $200 “starter kit” into taking over one bedroom, then two. Before long, he has to sell his motorcycle and boat to add a huge room to the house to store all of the paraphernalia. As if that is not bad enough, his wife then must escalate her attendance and purchases at her girlfriends’ cult meetings/parties. As they each move up their respective pyramids, it requires a more significant investment by their friends’ male funds providers. If you ever meet a man who is Mary Kay whipped, ask him where his nuts are. Bet your bottom dollar that they are securely stored in the glovebox of a pink Cadillac that cost him approximately $675,000.

Where's Matt been? We really need him here and working on this project. Plus we're all going out and watching the game after work tonight.

Oh his wife is having a Mary Kay party. He had to take a week of vacation to take care of the kids so she had time to create snazzy place settings and make gift baskets for the attendees. I hear that he isn't even allowed to watch the game at home.

Are you shitting me?! Call HR and see if we can ask the next guy we interview whether or not he is Mary Kay whipped.

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