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The idiots you'll find working at the DMV.
I was trying to get my new license picture and those Dumbass Mother Vuckers (DMVs) took 3 hours to take a new one!!
One of the eight most deadly phrases in the world. It has not been muttered since the anciet great wars, not to be used lightly.
Justin: Ur mom gay
Kyle: Ur sister a mister
Justin: That's it... Ur brother is ur mother
All the stars' gravity becomes 10000000000x stronger pulling everything into their reaches. Once the final star has been born the big bang happens again.
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It's totally fucking wrong, you idiot.
--Yes, Chinese virus is right.
--Right your mother right.
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Holy Moses Mother of Pearl is something you would yell instead of swearing when your in the company of small children and the elderly and something bad has happened.
On the way home from Chuck-E-Cheese Pizza, Ryan's friend started to feel sick and to his moms surprise Ryan's friend Jesse vomited hitting her in the back of her head! With vomit running down her back she almost dropped the "F" bomb and instead shouted, "Holy Moses Mother of Pearl!" "Did you just recycle pizza in my hair?"
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1) Expresses utmost concurrence/approval with what your bredrins are saying;
2) Damn straight;
3) You know that/ you know that mother fucking shit;
4) thems the breaks i.e that is just the way it is/ consignment to a sad state of affairs.
Also can be used long form "and aint the the mother fucking truth" or abbreviated to form "ATTMFT"
Dude 1:
"I feel to get drunk tonight"
Dude 2:
"Ain't that the mother fucking truth"
Dude 1:
"ATTMFT, watch"
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Similar to above, but means more like:
For your mother's sake, just leave me alone or, I've had enough of it, I don't care
Moyshe: "Let's go watch the soccer game"
Yankel: "Leave me in your mother, last week the game sucked"
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Jack Blade quote from Tropic Thunder. His character was experiencing withdrawl from cocaine and he was tied to a tree. Crazy shit ensued.
Basically, It means your mother sleeps with everyone and has deseases between her legs, and most likely, you are unwanted crotchspawn.
"Your mother is a cankerous whore!"
"Damn."
"Hey, remember that time I called your mother a cankerous whore? I didn't mean it man, she's a nice lady." - Tropic Thunder
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