One who cause endorphins in the females brain which caues wet underware,orgasm juice spuhting down legs,horny,sexual tension,weakness of kness.It is brought on by a extremely rare elite class of male.JUST the presence,voice,mention,thought name of DARRELL THE STUD MUFFIN.
Girl that stud muffin makes me so horny.
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the man at costco that hands out the free muffin samples.
"do you know the muffin man?"
"the muffin man?"
"the muffin man..."
"yes i know the muffin man...who lives on drury lane?"
"shes...married to the muffin man."
"the muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
*note* watch shrek
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the act of placing ones own ass directly in anothers face, normally while the person recieving is asleep, but it is not necessary.
i hate him so much that the next time he falls aslepp im gonna give a him a huge muffin man!
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The act of having sex with a cat, than naming all of the hideous half human-half cat offspring Muffin.
<matt> What did you do this weekend Jake?
<jake> i wuz makin muffins!
<matt> ahhh yeah.
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'' oh my gosh you are such a fudge muffin.!!''
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A term used to describe a virgin's vagina that is regurally shaved. A combination of a cherry and blueberry muffin.
"yo man, did you know my girl has a bluecherry muffin? it is SO awesome!"
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