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Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle.

One of the best Harry Potter quotes EVER!!!

As Harry sat down to the notebook, it started to write to him. It asked him his name. Harry told the notebook that his name was Harry Potter, for obvious reasons. The notebook replied ' Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. '

by The Purple Gnargles of pie November 27, 2009

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people who look up their name on urban dictionary

People who are very boring and basic as fuck.

They tend to follow stupid trends and are highly likely to take a screen of their name and post it on snapchat and finsta.

John: Hey, you know people who look up their name on urban dictionary?
Doe: Yeah?
John: They are faggots.

by captainmcstabbin March 15, 2017

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Olivia trinity bitchass long name mccluvin

hoe ass bitch can't even read.

u see that hoe ass bitch, Olivia trinity bitchass long name mccluvin? she can't read

by yeehawchild420 May 1, 2020

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daria <insert long last name here>

sweetest person alive, sexy mf, my fave person,

will daria <insert long last name here> marry me?

no, sheโ€™s sonnyโ€™s

by sonnyasf May 2, 2021

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Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

by metaphoricals June 12, 2010

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You smell like smell and your name is nell

if some one insults you with these words then you should just kermit sewerslide and watch my story animated

if your name is nell well then TO BAD

idk You smell like smell and your name is nell cause you suck

by Your pseudonym but its rly min May 19, 2020


Chef Ck ( doesnโ€™t know the real name ) @ ITE

Chef Ck ( doesnโ€™t know the real name ) @ ITE

Chef Ck ( doesnโ€™t know the real name ) @ ITE

by syafinaz September 1, 2022