Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nipples:
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
a veryy very hairy spot on your body :)
girl: WOAH his nipple is so hairy!
girl 2: Ikr i love it!
girl: hairy nipple all the wayyy
The kind of nipples your grandfather has
Ew grandpa don't shove your hairy nipples into my face!
The Nipple Man is an almighty GOD.
He grants you epic nipple powers and gives you 69 years of luck.
join The Nipple Man's cult or get your nipples taken away so you'll end up lookin' like a weird anime dude from a cheap hentai.
all hail The Nipple Man
Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Person 2: Oh just PRAISING THE NIPPLE MAN SO MY NIPPLES WIL SHINE AND OUR WORLD WILL BE FREE FROM CHAOS AGAIN- you?
Person 1: same really
The act of inserting a typical nipple into a inverted nipples dip, for pleasure.
I know my inverted nipples are weird, but nipple dipping can be pretty fun.
The act of inserting a typical nipple into a inverted nipples dip, for pleasure.
I know my inverted nipples are weird, but nipple dipping can be pretty fun.
A person (typically gay male) with a fetish for male nipples. Typically in reference to men with oversized pectorals. Someone who is aroused by the sight of nipples and nipple play.
“Knowing the nipple pig that I am my muscle Alpha put me in sub space with one flex of his pectorals”
“Hey dude, sorry I couldn’t help but checking you out. Your pecs are huge! Don’t tell my wife, but I’m such a fucking nipple pig.”
“When he convinced me to get my nipples pierced, that’s when I realized I was truly a nipple pig.”