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A clean piece of cloth that started life as a face cloth but was relegated to use with the nether regions and as such, does not deserve the moniker of face cloth.
Used in communal bathing events like among young siblings.
Don't mix up the face cloth and the bum cloth.
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A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.
I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.
A bum to waste ratio and size that causes an individual to unintentionally float to the surface of the water when swimming; flotation typically occurs bum-first in extreme cases.
Dang dude, with a buoyant bum like that there is no way she can go snorkeling with us.
(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.
ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"
Bum mustard is the creamy result of having someone ejaculate during anal sex. It is yellow in colour and has a thick creamy consistency.
I came and when I pulled out there was bum mustard all over!
A Bum Plunger is used on a congested anus, where the host's feces are as solid as a boulder. Use of a Bum Plunger may assist in the release of said boulder. Possible side effects may include feelings of homosexuality and profuse bleeding from the rectum.
Oh man I haven't pooed today, it feels like a boulder is sitting inside of me. Jimmy, get the Bum Plunger!
A term used to describe a male urinating while standing up but opting to lower both their trousers/shorts and underwear, fully exposing their bum in the process, rather than simply unzipping or lowering the front portion of their clothing for urination convenience.
That man is at least 40, can you believe he's doing a Bum-Wee in public