dude 1 -“oh look at her tail noodles”
dude 2 - “oh super swaggy”
A goofy person with hella dance moves!
That Michael is such a noodles foot!
When someone gives you a hand job, but you are soft for most of it
Hey man, my date last night didn’t end too well, she totally had to shake the noodle
Someone makes homemade Mac n cheese but they run out of a certain kind of noodle. So there's several different kinds of noodles.
Selective Noodle Syndrome is when you're picky and you dig through only getting a certain type of noodle out.
"She's digging through the noodles. She has Selective Noodle Syndrome."
A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."
Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."
3 men and one woman take part in an act where the woman gives a blowjob to the men all at once.
I was pulled into a Three way noodle bowl the other day. Honestly seemed impossible to get all three in at once but it was kinda fun.
When ur noodles are old and become harry
“Bro how were your noodles”
“They were pretty Harry noodles bro”