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This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.
Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.
I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana
This is a slang term for a pussy used among the dirty whores who have entered their geriatric state.
Andy get your big sweaty ass over here and use your bopper on my bingo card while I run my fingers through your luscious curls.
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Toronto slang for cocaine:
Hey Tina, want to do some Yugioh cards and get f*cked up
The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.
You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.
In the 1950's to come out and admit you are a lesbian was not accepted.
She won't admit it but she is a "card carrying clit licker."
When you take a girl out on Tinder. Use over half of your Red Lobster Gift Card to take her all the way, but she requires a second date? Prolly not
Caleb, this bitch is trying to get an Ultimate feast on the 2nd date? The cheddar biscuit wasn't good enough for the 1st date or it would've been in a to go box. Red lobster gift card bitches be trippin