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A term that describes Lazy people they are like penis wrinkles. Someone else has to do all the work to make them go away.
That guy leaning against the wall watching everyone else work is like a penis wrinkle. Soon as all the work is done he will disappear.
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Trap; One who lures people into sex, greeting you with unexpected genitals
Steve got lured by a penis flytrap last weekend
The act of recieving a toothy BJ that results in scar tissue damage, therefore making your penis look scaley and rough.
Dude that blow job that I got from that porker in the bathroom of taco bell gave me reptile penis.
Penis nuke. Everyone will fucking die.
The penis nuke is a deadly weapon that was designed to kill everyone.
If you would like to survive, see "Ballsack bunker"
The ability to retain an erection after orgasm.
I came once, then we came together as he looked into my eyes, then he kept making me come over and over with his zombie penis
1. An appendage that is literally lethal. Will murder that pussy any given Sunday and therefore is illegal to concealed carry. Legally must rock out with your cock out.
2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.
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Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?
Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!
Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!
Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.
Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!
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Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.
Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.
Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!
A beautiful drink made of sperm and served in a salt rimmed glass. Always tasty
I saw michaela drinking a Penis Coolata and licking her lips.