milk penis

milk penis; a penis that you lose during the early stages of puberty in all normal male humans.

'my milk penis fell off yesterday! i'll have a new one in a few weeks'

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pidgeon milk

Something that doesn't exist. A lie. A Falsehood told by a braggart. Fabrication of the truth.

Mr. Bizarro said he could fly but you know that's total pidgeon milk.

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tushee milk

When a person farts out of there butt and a light colored hershey squirt pours out of their asshole.

"John farted and got tushee milk all over my face"

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Milk the Cow

Milk the Cow. It can be used in any situation!

Gosh Claudia! Milk the Cow and get to work! You know you have a math exam tomorrow!

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milk bagging

The act of slipping the condom off and tying it in a knot. Then adding it to your collection of used condoms.

I was making the rounds last night to all my sugar daddys and milk bagging everyone of them. Some day these treasures will be worth something.

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milk job

the act of a man placing his penis between a woman's breasts and fucking them.

She gave him a milk job and he busted all over her chin.

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Pint Of Milk

One who stands around not doing very much.

Stop standing around like a pint of milk.

Why are you stood there like a pint of milk?

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