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During Anal intercourse, the man-or the pitcher- sticks his ball sack rather than his shaft into the catcher's butthole.
"So did you guys have sex last night?"
"We were going to have anal, instead he just gave me a potato sack."
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Something shoved in a vagina for over a month and is released by a queef.
Person 1: Dude.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My girlfriend farted out a vadge potato while we were fucking last night.
Person 2: Gnarly.
Person 1: I know right. I dumped that bitch.
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Derived from the phrase ‘Sort’ (good looking) but not just any sort .. you are obviously yum.. therefore Becoming a SORTY POTATO
First established by Joey Essex.
Also not to be confused with ‘salty potato’ (very different Conor)
“CORR SHES A SORTY POTATO”
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Verb: The shape a trampoline forms when you are trying to assemble it. It is extremely hard to flatten out during the assembly process, especially in the blistering Florida sun. This condition causes heavy perspiration and continuous cursing.
While assembling the trampoline on Christmas morning, we could not stop the trampoline from potato chipping. After several failed attempts to straighten it out, we decide to consume heavily.
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the eating of a human that happens to involve their death being similar to that of a potato.
>OMG..... STOP EATING ME, ILL DIE LIKE A POTATO!!!
>"breaking news, we have just gotten calls from local police discussing the newest potato-killings"
>GASPPPP
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where you put sour cream cheese and bacon bits in a chicks vag and eat her out
lori had a food fetish so i gave her a baked potatoe
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When a person drinks too much, exits a party / place of entertainment early, empties the contents of their stomach in their bedroom. The vomit has to sit on the bed sheets, in shoes, carpets and on oneself to count.
Mr. Smith had too good a night, this was evidenced by him going full potato!
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