When you do something in a video game of great pride, you find this in your pants.
OMG! QUAD HEADSHOT! I JUST DID A JONNY ROBERTS IN MY PANTS!
Can refer to two different lawyer-related people:
(1) A famous Hollywood-actor dude who would puff any law firm ("Tell them YOU MEAN BUSINESS!") on da boob-tube for a fat fee.
(2) A real-life b**ls**t lawyer of da same name as da tough-guy actor mentioned in Definition #1; apparently a lot of people are dissatisfied with him, both for his disgraceful performance and the outrageous fees he charges.
I'd always thought that Robert Vaughn was the "exclusive advocate" for Joe Bornstein until I saw him touting another law-firm in the exact same way in a TV -ad while I was visiting relatives in another state. It kinda reduced my trust in his positive words about "Calling Joe", especially since I actually DID call that law firm for assistance --- as have several of my friends --- and have never gotten any response whatsoever.
DRIPPIEST SON OF LAPDINGO, FOUNDER OF SKELETON SANDWICH, PRODIGY OF GHANDI.
OH LOOK ITS THAT COOL DUDE JOE ROBERT SINCLAIR WARREN
He is the best guy you will ever meet and he is a one of a kind guy he is great at football and is the best on his team he will care for u and get u any thing u want if your dating him he is simply the best guy