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While shooting a game of pool, a person will drop their trousers, "prairie dog" a turd out of their anus, chalk said turd, make a shot in any hole on the table, then slowly suck the turd back into their sphincter, while never letting the excrement touch the pool table.
He totally used the Side Pocket Shit Stick to win that game!
The shittiest school I've ever went to. My 7th grade English teacher seems like a somewhat pedophile. My math teacher was a bitch for no apparent reason. My Social Studies teacher was also a bitch because if you got an answer wrong, she would bitch at your ass. And finally, my 8th grade English teacher. He was so fucking lazy like holy hell. He didn't teach us shit and relied on a damn audio book for The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. He made me not want to read the book again. Now I'm homeschooled and half the students there switched schools and the rest just want to be homeschooled. The only people who don't are the ones that are the rednecks. They always eat the cafeteria food because it's free. The school is on food stamps I'm one of the only kids who had a lunchbox. Though, not all of them were rednecks. Some of them were chill as hell and there were a few hot chicks. I'm not talking about that one ugly ass thot who said she'll jerk me off if I give her the rest of my sandwich on the bus. She look like Chucky gone wrong. 2/10
Person 1: Dude I want to be homeschooled.
Person 2: Yeah man. Everyone here is a redneck here at Wet Side High School
There's 3 sides to every story 1. The first person 2. The second persons and 3. The truth
Jane and Lana are fighting over a rumor or lie Jane told well... there are 3 sides to every story
White supremist, racist, anti-black.
Yo you got a right side eyebrow piercing? I guess you hate black people.
During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.
Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.
tag: "dich-sayd nay-shun wayd" The area in which a lone traveler, ie vagabond claims as his or her temporary home while tramping.
A common exclamation of a specific tramp is "Yo, ditch side nation wide, motha' fucka!"
One-sided coin fallacy occurs when a person only looks at one side of things, hence ¨one-sided coin fallacy¨. It occurs when someone argues that an action can exist while being completely oblivious that said action must have an opposite reaction.
Person A: Why are governments so stupid man? They can just raise the minimum wage to get rid of poverty.
Person B: Lol, that´s a one-sided coin fallacy. You can´t only look at the minimum wage going up, you also need to realize that companies paying more on wages will just make all their products more expensive.