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A statement made to oneself when all prospects of activity seem futile or nonsensical. See lackadaisical, suicidal
My man is out of town and I'm so fucking bored.
The thing you say when you are trying to hide your true feelings. You normally mean the opposite while saying this.
Are you still trying to find a bf
Yea It’s great I’m talking to the cutest guy rn
Oh that’s great I’m so happy for you(he says dying of jealousy)
Im so happy for you
Short for Cock Sucker Mother Fucker. Or (as one Co So Mo Fo thought) Cock Sucking Mother Fucker. Either way its somone who sucks cocks cock sucker and fucks mothers motherfucker
for example "That Adie is a gaylord what do you think?", "Yeah he's a real Co So Mo Fo!!!"
Simply it means; DEFINITLY, but it can also be used as obviosly or somthing very agree-able
Chico 1:"damn shes fine!!!!"
Chico 2: AB-SO-F***in-LUTELY!!!!!"
The sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. Although meant to invoke pity, it often brings forth joyous laughter from apathetic male scholars. This sentence is also used to mock aforementioned self-pitying girls, and as such, should be inserted into normal conversation whenever possible to further malign said girl.
"Are you feeling ok, Morgan?"
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"
Guy's version:
"Hey dude. What's up?"
"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"
"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."
Ben: You fucked my wife?
Adam: So, uh yeah basically...