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A sex act, which is highly dangerous and should only be attempted by experienced individuals. The woman gets on all fours and uses both her hands to stretch her asshole as wide as possible. The man stands about 10-20ft behind her and masturbates until the point of edging. When the man is about to cum, he sprints towards his lady and jousts his erect cock all the way into her asshole and ejaculates. The force of the simultaneous joust and ejaculation is what ends the Trojan War.
I was watching a documentary about the Trojan War when my girlfriend walked into the room and sat on my lap.
Next thing she knew she was four on the floor, ass open and ready for a South Carolina Trojan Horse.
just a bunch of gay people and you can get canceled easily, but the education is good
“bro i hate the people at hinsdale south high school”
It means Halo is an overrated game and Infinite is dead on arrival
South Carolina Hot Sauce is coming this year
When you're fucking a girl while she is winning the local area chess championship
Adrian : Holy shit, he's doing The 'Ol South Dakotan Hullabaloo on that girl
Daven : No Way!
Greg : Greg.
Taking a piss on someones tires, or in extreme situations, on their car door handles.
Some dumbass parked too close to me and opened his door onto my car. So I gave him a South Boston tire wash.
When a partner puts a leaf blower next to a furnace while Cumming on the others face with it going everywhere
"I gave my girlfriend a south african snow twister last night"
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Jimmy is a lvl 10 bard who has sung many songs and won many battles.
He also has Crutches
"There once was a Maiden from stone berry hallow! She didnt talk much but boy could she swallow.
I had a nice time she said at once... The maiden from stone berry who was also your mom..."
"Jimmy from South Park was hilarious!"
"You mean the Level 10 Bard!"
"We are never gonna get girlfriends are we..."
"Nope."