When a partner puts a leaf blower next to a furnace while Cumming on the others face with it going everywhere
"I gave my girlfriend a south african snow twister last night"
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Jimmy is a lvl 10 bard who has sung many songs and won many battles.
He also has Crutches
"There once was a Maiden from stone berry hallow! She didnt talk much but boy could she swallow.
I had a nice time she said at once... The maiden from stone berry who was also your mom..."
"Jimmy from South Park was hilarious!"
"You mean the Level 10 Bard!"
"We are never gonna get girlfriends are we..."
"Nope."
When you're fucking a girl while she is winning the local area chess championship
Adrian : Holy shit, he's doing The 'Ol South Dakotan Hullabaloo on that girl
Daven : No Way!
Greg : Greg.
In the backwoods of South Dakota, the rednecks find unique ways of pleasuring each other. The DeWalt special requires a reciprocating say and a dildo. Someone places the dildo onto the blade of the saw and turns it on, causing the dildo to move in and out really fast. And the rest is history...
-"Man I gave my wife the 'ol South Dakota DeWalt Special last night"
-"How'd that go?"
-"She came in 20 seconds"
Bunch of yee yee ass mfs, racist hillbilly’s and a bunch of rednecks and a lot of people that have a attitude such as “ I don’t give a fuck about you or what you have”
Have you heard how bad south stokes high school is
just a bunch of gay people and you can get canceled easily, but the education is good
“bro i hate the people at hinsdale south high school”
It means Halo is an overrated game and Infinite is dead on arrival
South Carolina Hot Sauce is coming this year