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When a guy makes an asian girl lick duck sauce from his ass crack, then smashes a fortune cookie on her head.
I heard some dude Amos from that party got a duck sauce special from Kitara, what a grom!
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to trip over furniture while drunk.
I spilled my beer and sprained my ankle while hurdling in the Special Olympics.
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The kind of love described in Placebo's song Special K. You are so in love with another person, that it leaves you dazed, confused, unable to move. It's so chaotic, but you feel like no relief will ever come. But even though it's so hard, you never want it to die, you never want to crash or hit rock botom. Unescapable love.
Girl: Wow Jake I think I'm in Special K love with you.
Boy: Your love for me is like horse tranquilizers?
Girl: Well.. yes. I can't control myself.
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To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
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A euphemism to describe a girl with an insatiable desire for cock. Paramount is her rash compulsion to explore the filthier aspects of coitus, and inability to maintain sanitary orifices.
When I jammed it in Jane's ass last night, I could feel her melt in to a puddle of pure-ecstasy. She is just a special type of girl.
Now, where is my Zithromax?
(When spoken, 'special' is commonly over-emphasized)
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The Vera Special is something that most people will never achieve. It can only be accomplished with two women preferably Latina prostitutes performing oral copulation on ones front and back side simultaneously. It was brought to attention years ago by a Hollywood Blvd legend who had the idea as his game plan for when he was to visit Adelitas bar in Tijuana.
I enjoyed a Vera Special last night!
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A Marlboro Red cigarette that the tobacco has been hollowed out of, and replaced with marijuana, or a mix or marijuana and tobacco.
"Hey bro, were all out of rolling papers."
Reply - "Roll up a Red Special"
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